Onesie zoology: five animals to mimic with your all-in-one

You’d never have known it to look at us, but we here at the All-In-One Company are keen amateur naturalists. We enjoy nothing better than a trip to the countryside with binoculars and notebook in hand, and can often be found at the local zoo on weekends studying the appearance and behaviour of all the exotic fauna on display. We’re able to go one better than simply looking at animals, however. With the right kind of bespoke onesie it’s possible for you and your children to become animals yourselves. Take a look at just five of the animals you can find here at the All-In-One Company petting zoo...

 

Cat

Who doesn’t love a cat? The internet has taught us that the humble housecat is the world’s most lol-inducing animal, and while Britain’s garden birds may not like it, cats are welcome guests in many of our homes. With a feline-eared hood and a white-on-black colour scheme your custom onesie could easily transform you into a convincing cat, but it’s not only the run-of-the-mill moggy that’s been given the onesie treatment here at the All-In-One Company. With animal patterned fleeces and leopard, lion and tiger ears and tails to choose from, you could stage an episode of Big Cat Diaries in your very own living room…

 

Bear

Anyone who’s seen a bear stand on its hind legs will know that even the most ferocious grizzly can often resemble a man in a furry suit. With the Polar Fleece material available in Bear Cub shade and our bear ear accessories in close attendance, any onesie-clad individual will soon resemble one of our friends from the genus ‘ursus.’ Depending on the colour scheme and accessories you choose, you can mimic any bear from the cuddly Winnie-the-Pooh to a terrifying polar bear.

 

Bunny

Cute little fluffy white ears, twitchy noses, cosy underground burrows and the license to breed as freely as you like – life as a bunny is great. The country’s cuddliest pets also make for cute and comfortable onesies, so why not make your own bespoke bunny suit this winter? Pick a bright white or soft grey shade and choose a hood with a pair of adorable floppy rabbit ears to complete the look. We promise no bunnies were harmed in the making of our custom all-in-ones!

 

Dog

Britain is a nation of animal lovers, and as man’s best friend, the dog is undoubtedly one of the most popular creatures in the UK. We have a veritable Crufts-worthy selection of canine all-in-ones to create on our website, from domestic breeds such as spaniels and terriers to far wilder animals in the form of wolves and foxes. You can even add a realistic tail to the seat of your onesie to make the animal illusion all the more convincing!

 

Cow

We’ve mimicked wild animals from the world’s woods and savannahs as well as domestic animals found curled up on the rugs and sofas of Britain’s homes, but what about our farmyard favourites? Don’t worry, if you’re fond of the rustic life and want to spend one evening a week living life like a cow, we have the perfect onesie for you. Pick a funky friesian shade or a dark brown if you prefer highland cattle, add cow ears and voila – the transformation is complete. We can also offer horse, lamb and piglet accessories if you’re looking to create a complete farmyard menagerie…

These are just five of the fun animal-themed onesies you could create with the help of our bespoke all-in-one service, so why not try building your own custom onesie and see what you come up with? Where the Wild Things Are enthusiasts, meanwhile, will be head-over-heels at the thought of creating their very own Max Suit...